With many friends having babies lately, I’ve done my share of scoping out adorable onesies online. They have strawberries, ironic sayings, and cute little animals. But one prominent life theme that seems to be missing is whiskey. I mean, sure, the babies can’t – or at least shouldn’t – drink whiskey yet. But they also aren’t bunnies and probably aren’t eating strawberries yet, either.
So, just to get the ball rolling, I am going to suggest a couple of options that I hope catch on and lead to a flourishing of whiskey-themed baby clothing. And why stop there? I’m thinking cribs made out of reclaimed barrel wood and baby bottles with whiskey labels. Who wouldn’t want a lullaby version of Whiskey River to sing their child to sleep?
I mean, look how content my cousin June looks in this “Make Scotch, Not War” t-shirt.
And how excited is this kiddo to show off her t-shirt?